tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41352438749691014062024-02-21T22:43:38.750+05:30Hindi SMSHindi SMS, sms in hindi, sms hindi, love sms, non veg smshindinonvegsmshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13887486317156784449noreply@blogger.comBlogger50125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4135243874969101406.post-35916882162194303572011-08-08T19:02:00.002+05:302011-08-08T19:02:43.538+05:30Maarega Kya?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Ek Ladki sadak par ja rahi thi, achanak bagal se zor se Bike par Pappu nikla</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Ladki chillai:- Oye maarega kya?</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Pappu:- Mood to nahi hai, par degi to maar hi lunga!!!!!!</b></span></div>hindinonvegsmshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13887486317156784449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4135243874969101406.post-32832788279832088062011-08-08T19:00:00.002+05:302011-08-08T19:00:52.565+05:30Maa Ke Ghar<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Boy & Girl goes to Hotel.....</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Girl orders costly items.......</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Boy:- Gusse se, maa ke ghar bhi yahi items khati ho kya?</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Girl:- Nahi, par maa dinner ke baad meri Gaand bhi to nahi maarti!!!!!!!!</b></span></div>hindinonvegsmshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13887486317156784449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4135243874969101406.post-10043391432505777652011-08-08T18:58:00.002+05:302011-08-08T18:58:48.422+05:30Password<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Wife computer on kartay huay boli:- Janu apna password batana?</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Husband:- Lulli</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Wire password enter kar kay hans-hans kar chair say gir gayi kyon ki.................</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Computer ki screen par likha tha "Your password is too short"!!</b></span></div>hindinonvegsmshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13887486317156784449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4135243874969101406.post-59882643976246078022011-08-08T18:56:00.000+05:302011-08-08T18:56:21.649+05:30Qaatilana Hamla<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Wakeel:- Jab Mulzrim ne tum per qaatilana hamla kiya us waqt tum ne kya cheez utha rakhi thi?</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Aadmi:- Us ki Biwi ki taangein.....</b></span></div>hindinonvegsmshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13887486317156784449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4135243874969101406.post-39013570752199723742011-08-08T18:54:00.000+05:302011-08-08T18:54:19.614+05:30Mast Shayri<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai.......</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Mil jaaye Chodney ko to inkaar kisko hai.......</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Kuch mushkilen hai Chut paane main yeh dost.......</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Warna Muth marne se pyaar kisko hai..........</b></span></div>hindinonvegsmshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13887486317156784449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4135243874969101406.post-42739683734528007662011-08-08T18:52:00.000+05:302011-08-08T18:52:26.244+05:30Exam Hall<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Exam Hall is the mot vulgar & seducing place where you can say to an unknown girl:-</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>1. Kuch to dikha de yaar.......chal figure hi dikha de.</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>2. Haath hata, kuch dikh nahi raha.........aise kaise karunga?</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>3. Thoda sa reh gaya neeche ka.........Bus 10 min.......</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>4. Dede yaar, warna main to mar jaunga.......</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>5. Ek baar aur khol de, main fatafat kar lunga is baar........</b></span><br />
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</b></span></div>hindinonvegsmshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13887486317156784449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4135243874969101406.post-36933886187856334542011-08-08T18:49:00.002+05:302011-08-08T18:49:19.687+05:30Dosti Ke Kaam<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Apni Pant utaro,</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Apni Chaddi bhi utaro,</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Ab apni Gand per Petrol dalo aur ab aag laga lo.........</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Jo chiz dosto ke kaam na aaye uska kya kaam?</b></span></div>hindinonvegsmshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13887486317156784449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4135243874969101406.post-54890918038682515782011-08-08T18:46:00.000+05:302011-08-08T18:46:53.107+05:30Pregnant Na Ho Jau<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>1st Girl:- Mujhe bahut bachav rakhna padta hai ki kanhi main pregnant na ho jaun.</b></span><br />
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2nd Girl:- Per tumhare Pati ne to operation karvaya hua hai.</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>1st Girl:- Are tabhi to bachav rakhna padta hai.</b></span></div>hindinonvegsmshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13887486317156784449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4135243874969101406.post-2253105386901156392011-08-08T18:43:00.000+05:302011-08-08T18:43:47.025+05:30Mazakiya Biwi<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Santa:- Meri Biwi itna mazak karti hai ki kya batau.</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Banta:- Kaise?</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Santa:- Kal maine uski aankhon par haat rakh ke bola "Main Kon?" to wo boli "Dhudh Wala"!!!!!!!!!</b></span><br />
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</b></span></div>hindinonvegsmshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13887486317156784449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4135243874969101406.post-34798247149240366532011-08-08T18:41:00.002+05:302011-08-08T18:41:49.610+05:30Papa Ki Nunni<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Ek baccha Kamwali se:- Tum mere Papa ki Nunni (Lund) muh me le ke kya kar rahi thi?</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Nokrani:- Beta, main to Nokrani houn, teri Mummy ke liye usko saaf kar rahi thi!!!!!!</b></span></div>hindinonvegsmshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13887486317156784449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4135243874969101406.post-86019921778575247632011-08-08T18:39:00.000+05:302011-08-08T18:39:34.449+05:30Khane Main Baal<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Santa:- Yeh kya? khane main baal?</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Biwi:- Chupchap kha le Madarchod, raat ko puri Jhataein khane ki koshish karta hai or din main 1 baal ke piche nakhre dikha raha hai.!!!!!!!!</b></span></div>hindinonvegsmshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13887486317156784449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4135243874969101406.post-82582721123745827622011-08-08T18:37:00.000+05:302011-08-08T18:37:25.078+05:30Air Hostage Ki Chudai<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>1 airoplane main Pilot anounce karta ha k hum 1 ghanta me land karne wale hain, fir wo mic band karna bhul jata hai aur dusre Pilot se bolta hai ki ab to bus ek garam chai piyunga, fir Air Hostage ki Boobs chus ke aadhe ghante chodunga.</b></span><br />
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Air Hostage mic band karwane ko bhagti hai aur 1 uncle ke pair me fas kar gir jati hai.</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Uncle bole: Tujhe badi jaldi hai chudne ki, suna nahi pehle chai piyega.</b></span></div>hindinonvegsmshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13887486317156784449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4135243874969101406.post-10138561361324197652011-07-22T15:48:00.002+05:302011-07-22T15:48:51.402+05:30Baansuri Choti Hai<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Sex ke baad aurat Santa se boli:- Tumhari Baansuri bahut hi choti hai</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Santa:- Mujhe thodi pata tha ke Baansuri Town Hall main bajani hai.!!!!!</b></span></div>hindinonvegsmshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13887486317156784449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4135243874969101406.post-52465232041887295042011-07-22T15:46:00.002+05:302011-07-22T15:46:56.514+05:30Apology Letter<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><u>Apology Letter to discharged patie</u>nt:</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Sir,</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Lab result confirm that red rash around your Penis was not cancer, it was Lipstick.</b></span></div>hindinonvegsmshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13887486317156784449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4135243874969101406.post-35476962407663701202011-07-22T15:44:00.000+05:302011-07-22T15:44:56.826+05:30Bahut Loose Hai.....<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Santa 2 wife on Suhagraat:- Teri bahut Loose hai.</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Wife:- Lund bahar nikaal & return my Cash, Car, LCD, AC & Jewellery.</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Santa:- Galti ho gayi jaan mera Lund hi patla hai!!!!!!!!</b></span></div>hindinonvegsmshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13887486317156784449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4135243874969101406.post-5358631130385571602011-07-22T15:41:00.000+05:302011-07-22T15:41:39.254+05:30Woman's Life<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Women's life is very hard because at</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Morning: Wash clothes</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Noon:- Dry clothes</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Evening:- Iron clothes</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Night:- Open clothes</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Mid Night:- No clothes</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Early Morning:- Search clothes!!!!!!!!!</b></span></div>hindinonvegsmshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13887486317156784449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4135243874969101406.post-9757594517536601532011-07-22T15:38:00.000+05:302011-07-22T15:38:30.106+05:30Nishana Chook Gaya<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>1 Bacha mandir ke bahar kanche khel raha tha, jab bhi nishana chookta wo chilata "Behan ki chut nishana gaya chook",</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Pnadit ko gussa aaya or bahar aakar asmaan ki taraf dekh ke cheekha "Hey bhagwan is paapi par Bijli gira do",</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Bijli giri leking pandit par.</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Upar se awaz aayi: "Behan ki chut nishana gaya chook"!!!!!!!!!</b></span></div>hindinonvegsmshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13887486317156784449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4135243874969101406.post-1190853052456158122011-07-22T15:23:00.000+05:302011-07-22T15:23:28.661+05:30Ek Dukhbhari Kahani<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Ek ladki ki 5 Crore ki lottery nikli...</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Company ne soacha achanak bataaya to ladki kushi se mar sakti hai,</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Usne Bunty ko yeh kaam saunpa ki ladki ko aise batao ki wo kushi se mar na jaaye,</b></span><br />
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</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Bunty ne ja ke us ladki ko bola farz karo aap ka 5 Crore ka Inaam nikle to kya karogi?</b></span><br />
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</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Ladki:- Aap ke saamne "NANGI" ho jaaungi,</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Aap meri chut me apna Lund dalna jitni baar chaho.......</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Mai aapka Lund chusungi.......</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Aap mere Bobe chusna, meri Gaand bhi maar lena.....</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Aur jaise tumhara man kare waise karna.....</b></span><br />
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</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Or aadha Inaam bhi tumhe de dungi....</b></span><br />
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</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Bechara Bunty khushi se mar gaya............</b></span></div>hindinonvegsmshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13887486317156784449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4135243874969101406.post-90596006817369608892011-07-21T19:16:00.000+05:302011-07-21T19:16:10.464+05:30Santa's Interview<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Interviewer:- What's your Wife's name??</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Santa:- Bubbly</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Interviewer:- What's her whole name??</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Santa:- Hole ka naam to rakha nahi hai, main to pyaar se FUDDI-FUDDI bolta houn!!!!!!!</b></span></div>hindinonvegsmshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13887486317156784449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4135243874969101406.post-21903445922553886272011-07-21T19:12:00.000+05:302011-07-21T19:12:16.142+05:30Condom Kya Hota Hai<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Pota:- Dada ji yeh CONDOM kya hota hai.</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Dada Ji:- Chal bhag yaha se mujhe nahi pata.</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Pota:- Bhosdi ke agar pata hota to 1 Jaydaad ke 8 Hisse na hote.</b></span></div>hindinonvegsmshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13887486317156784449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4135243874969101406.post-47516247455602012392011-07-21T19:06:00.000+05:302011-07-21T19:06:30.225+05:30Bachho Ka Haramipan<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>2011 Ke Bachho Ka Haramipan</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Teacher:- Shor mat karo nahi to Khada kar dungi........!!!!!!</b></span><br />
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</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Bacche:- </b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Pehle mera......!!!!!!</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Pehle mera......!!!!!!</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Pehle mera......!!!!!!</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Pehle mera......!!!!!! </b></span></div>hindinonvegsmshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13887486317156784449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4135243874969101406.post-86126289512983875042011-07-21T19:02:00.000+05:302011-07-21T19:02:07.767+05:30Women's Sound<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Sounds women makes during SEX::</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Asthmatic:- Ah..Ah....Ah...Ah.....Ah.....Ah...Ah....Ah....Ah.</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Obedient:- Yes...Yes....Yes.....Yes....Yes...Yes....Yes......</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Unsatisfied:- More...More...More...More...More...More..</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Religious:- Oh my god......Oh my god.....Oh my god....Oh my god...Oh my god..... </b></span></div>hindinonvegsmshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13887486317156784449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4135243874969101406.post-57343718052356213562011-07-21T18:57:00.000+05:302011-07-21T18:57:07.496+05:30LUND<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>I am sending my "LUND" for you</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>L:- Lots of Love</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>U:- Unlimited care</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>N:- Never ending Friendship</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>D:- Deep affection</b></span><br />
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</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>So hold my LUND & enjoy the Thund!!!!!</b></span></div>hindinonvegsmshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13887486317156784449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4135243874969101406.post-35163931111741895312011-07-21T18:54:00.002+05:302011-07-21T18:54:53.255+05:30Nagar Nigam Chunaav<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Nagar Nigam Chunaav main 50% seat Mahilaon ke liye aarakshit hain,</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Kripya Vote ke pehle dhyan se unki CHUCHI dekh le!!</b></span><br />
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</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Galat na samjhe CHU-CHI matlab CHUNAV CHINH</b></span></div>hindinonvegsmshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13887486317156784449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4135243874969101406.post-88678930943511966442011-07-21T18:52:00.000+05:302011-07-21T18:52:39.346+05:30Gaali Dene Ki Bimari<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Monu:- Dr. sahab mujhe baat-baat per gali dene or foran hi baat bhul jane ki bimari hai.</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Doctor:- Aap ko yeh bimari kab se hai??</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Monu:- Teri maa ki chut, kon si bimari be?????????????</b></span></div>hindinonvegsmshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13887486317156784449noreply@blogger.com0