Maarega Kya?

Ek Ladki sadak par ja rahi thi, achanak bagal se zor se Bike par Pappu nikla

Ladki chillai:- Oye maarega kya?

Pappu:- Mood to nahi hai, par degi to maar hi lunga!!!!!!

Maa Ke Ghar

Boy & Girl goes to Hotel.....

Girl orders costly items.......

Boy:- Gusse se, maa ke ghar bhi yahi items khati ho kya?

Girl:- Nahi, par maa dinner ke baad meri Gaand bhi to nahi maarti!!!!!!!!

Password

Wife computer on kartay huay boli:- Janu apna password batana?

Husband:- Lulli

Wire password enter kar kay hans-hans kar chair say gir gayi kyon ki.................

Computer ki screen par likha tha "Your password is too short"!!

Qaatilana Hamla

Wakeel:- Jab Mulzrim ne tum per qaatilana hamla kiya us waqt tum ne kya cheez utha rakhi thi?

Aadmi:- Us ki Biwi ki taangein.....

Mast Shayri

Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai.......
Mil jaaye Chodney ko to inkaar kisko hai.......
Kuch mushkilen hai Chut paane main yeh dost.......
Warna Muth marne se pyaar kisko hai..........

Exam Hall

Exam Hall is the mot vulgar & seducing place where you can say to an unknown girl:-


1. Kuch to dikha de yaar.......chal figure hi dikha de.
2. Haath hata, kuch dikh nahi raha.........aise kaise karunga?
3. Thoda sa reh gaya neeche ka.........Bus 10 min.......
4. Dede yaar, warna main to mar jaunga.......
5. Ek baar aur khol de, main fatafat kar lunga is baar........

Dosti Ke Kaam

Apni Pant utaro,
Apni Chaddi bhi utaro,
Ab apni Gand per Petrol dalo aur ab aag laga lo.........


Jo chiz dosto ke kaam na aaye uska kya kaam?

Pregnant Na Ho Jau

1st Girl:- Mujhe bahut bachav rakhna padta hai ki kanhi main pregnant na ho jaun.


2nd Girl:- Per tumhare Pati ne to operation karvaya hua hai.


1st Girl:- Are tabhi to bachav rakhna padta hai.

Mazakiya Biwi

Santa:- Meri Biwi itna mazak karti hai ki kya batau.


Banta:- Kaise?


Santa:- Kal maine uski aankhon par haat rakh ke bola "Main Kon?" to wo boli "Dhudh Wala"!!!!!!!!!

Papa Ki Nunni

Ek baccha Kamwali se:- Tum mere Papa ki Nunni (Lund) muh me le ke kya kar rahi thi?


Nokrani:- Beta, main to Nokrani houn, teri Mummy ke liye usko saaf kar rahi thi!!!!!!