Santa Biwi Ke Sath

1 din Santa apni Biwi ke sath film dekh raha tha,
Film dekhte-dekhte santa ka karne ka man kiya.
Todi der baad vo chillaya- Mera Lund kanha hai?
To uski Biwi boli:- Behan ke lode chup reh, tune meri panty main haat dala hua hai!!!!!!!!!!